South African humor

Gauteng policeman at a roadblock. 'Congratulations', said the cop. 'Because you are wearing your seat belt, you have just won R5,000 in the Arrive Alive safety competition'.

Xolani could hardly believe his luck 'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.

'Eish! I'm going to get a driver's license,' Xolani answered.

'AAUW!! Please sir, don't listen to him sir,' yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat. 'He always tries to be smart when he is drunk!'

With all this noise, Andiswa woke up in the back seat. He took one look at the cop and moaned, 'YOH! Guys - I TOLD you, stealing the BMW was a bad, bad idea. WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE RED MAZDA! BUT YOU THINK YOU ARE ALWAYS CLEVA!!'

At that moment, there was a knock from the boot and Jamaal's voice shouted in a heavy Nigerian accent : 'Am I over the border yet?